“Hi kids. I’m your new basketball coach.” (I am 5’1).
“I gotta have that Playboy shirt.”
“35 cents! No way I’m paying that, that’s 7 bananas.”
“That man has an awesome ‘stache.”
“I can’t go outside right now, there’s a bolo sleeping against my door.”
“Yes, SuperSize that.” (uttered at the finest restaurant in town... McDonald’s.)
“God, I need fried chicken right now.”
“I’m going to a fiesta tonight. We’re getting a new Virgin.”
“I hate that dog. I hope it dies real soon.”
while i don't live in el salvador, i too find myself saying some of those things. : ) i can't imagine going back to america and paying more than $5 for russian vodka!!
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